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Tommy Chong
Canadian
May 24, 1938
Actor
I'm as clean as a whistle.
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Clean
Whistle
Life, especially in America, is ruled by corporations.
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Life
America
Corporations
Once you're a felon you're a target.
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You
Once
Target
Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya.
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Will
Ya
Cigarettes
You can't become a dictator through checks and balances.
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You
Through
Become
There's a hierarchy in prison, and I was right at the top.
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Right
Top
Prison
They just wanted to show the entertainment world that we're vulnerable.
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Just
World
Wanted
The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.
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Funny
Me
Thing
You know, I left the country when Reagan got in; I went to France.
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You
Know
Got
The GRAMMY was a huge deal. It's the height of any musical career.
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Any
Career
Deal
I've met a lot of jazz musicians in my day, and they're all funny.
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Funny
Lot
Day
The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya.
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Never
Little
Anything
Every time I get tested, I ask questions about it, and I watch how they do it.
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Time
About
Get
Well, I had an after hours club in Vancouver and when any of the Motown acts would call.
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Had
Would
Any
Well, I started out as a musician, so when I was about 10 years old, I was already in a band.
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About
Out
Years
I know, because I tried all sorts of ways of being in character, and the best way is to be totally straight.
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Best
Because
Know
Maybe once in a while, you know, after a hard day of shooting or something like that, I'd kick back.
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You
Like
Know
Comedy is the ultimate truth. Jazz is hitting the notes that that no one else would hit, and comedy is saying words that no one else would say.
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Truth
Would
Say
The smartest billionaires I know never finished high school. I got my degree and my doctorate on the street and an advanced degree in jail.
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Know
Never
Got
The way jazz works is that we take a theme, and then we write using the same structure, same chord changes, and then we can do different tunes.
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Way
Then
Take
I love to meet my fans, and after every show I usually hang out for a few hours, talking to my fans, signing autographs, and selling T-shirts.
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Out
Love
Every
I used to joke for years that I was a black man. I adopted the black culture, the black race. I married a black woman, and I had black kids. I always considered myself a 'brother.'
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Always
Had
Years
You look at Cheney, Rumsfeld, Karl Rove, and Bush - if you saw them on Halloween, they wouldn't need a costume. You'd give them a treat and compliment them on what great-looking demons they were. They are demons. There's no doubt about it.
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You
About
Them